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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

The Cycle

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The Cycle

cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    If only I could sleep forever but without giving up my existence

    • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      this.

      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        Imagine existing in an eternal dream, why can’t the afterlife be that instead of… uhh…

        checks notes on leading theories of conciousness survival, finds there aren’t any

        Nothing

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      Vampire stuff?

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    After two years of “if we just make it through the next few months” from my boss I quit my last job.

    Fuck suffering every day.

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      could be worse. after a year of “if we make it through the next few months” from my boss the company fucking collapsed.

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        That does suck.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Metric - Handshakes

    Buy this car to drive to work

    Drive to work to pay for this car

    Buy this car to drive to work

    Drive to work

  • Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is way too relatable

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      Yep, that’s the 2020s for pretty much everyone, except land and company owners evidently.

  • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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    Take the time to relax, be mindful. Write down your schedule of the week, day by day. See where the points is to “hang in there”. Reflect upon it.

    I don’t have the answer but this is the way

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    Have you heard about nap?

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      I don’t think he knows about second sleep, Pip

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    Did you dance today? Or did you only work?

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    I wish I had a place to sleep when I wanted.

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    Yeah…this feels like just general life advice. #TooReal

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