Okay, best three out of five.

Yes, I was making a joke, and I definitely didn’t actually think you were talking about India Pale Ale.

It would be funny if the rest of the world just stopped talking to the US entirely. I mean, going no contact is what you have to do with narcissists.

Definitely don’t loft it real high so it has enough momentum to shatter when hitting asphalt or concrete.

IPA isn’t going to burn. You need a much higher proof for that.

Make them enough for everyone, and also some dry white toast for anyone who doesn’t want to eat the food that someone else cooked for them.

Beef milk beef

Looks like jelly and frosting? I’d eat it. Hell, I might go make one right now.

Barking up the wrong tree on so many levels.

I’ve made hard tack because of Max Miller. Hellfire stew, too, and it was surprisingly good. I did season it a bit more than just hard tack and bacon, of course, but it’s a pretty damn good dish.

Oh oh - he alluded to Weenie Royale in his video about food in the Japanese internment camps, so I looked up a recipe for that and made it a couple of times. Also surprisingly good, albeit a bit of a historically accurate reminder of the cruelty of human beings while eating it.

The glassy surface of the Bonneville Salt Flats has attracted drivers from all over the world, …

Tell me you’ve never been on the salt flats without saying you’ve never been on the salt flats.

Yeah, have the sick people work right at the root of the food supply. What could go wrong?

https://winneram.com/does-rice-expire-does-rice-go-bad-faq-we-answer-your-questions-about-rice/

Standard varieties of dried “white” rice are generally non-perishable when stored properly. It tends to be extremely shelf stable (there’s a reason disaster preppers stock up on white rice in their emergency food rations).

If stored properly, white rice will last at least 10 years—if not forever. Since white rice is dry, mold or bacteria have trouble growing; and since white rice doesn’t contain fat, it won’t go rancid.

White rice is basically the hard tack (clack clack) of the east.

Every day I’m smugglin’.

Captain Roadkill Brainworms will get right on that.

I use neutrinos.

Spearheaded by the Capital Good Fund, the initiative is funded by a $156 million federal grant awarded by the Environmental Protection Agency under the Biden administration. The grant was part of the $7 billion Solar for All program, which funded solar projects in lower income communities and provided solar workforce development.

So that’ll get canceled.

I’d bet that there is a lot of overlap between “people who are kind” and “people who are easily taken advantage of”.

Oh yeah, same here, but the lead in of the actual event was great.

https://youtu.be/je2zPr4VGME