C’mon as a child I didn’t know I shouldn’t swallow silica gel or put a nylon bag over my head, I learned those from reading the warnings or my parents telling me what they read.

Sometimes on products I buy you see things like “don’t put the plastic bag over your head” or “don’t leave unattended around children”. I always ask myself who that’s for and then I remember the USA exist. :)

Edit: Also, we have a proverb here about this exact kind of warning. It goes something like this: “This is an American-grade warning, like not to put your dog into the microwave.”

It goes further back than that … it’s at the moment some nutjob in the desert told a bunch of goat herders that he had a mental breakdown from hunger or eating some wild psychedelic and saw angels, demons and god in the wilderness … and everyone just ran with it for 3,000 years as some sort of moral revelation that we all need to follow or else we will burn in hell forever.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/joke

‘It seemed to me,’ said Wonko the Sane, ‘that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.’

sticks straw into the box hole and slurps up pizza

Allergy warnings on products that are very clearly are made of potential allergens, such as a peanut allergen warning on a jar of peanut butter.

Last time I visited the states I was dumbfounded to see a package of bagels with the warning ‘remove bagels from plastic bag before placing them in the toaster’.

obviously someone ate the pizza first and then opened the box, that’s why

The Big Filter

Regulation

Tell it to my tummy, box.

On a chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Clearly it’s for the cavemen among us.