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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Hand cranked and twisted

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Hand cranked and twisted

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Me wants!

  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    how would 15^(25/lb) work?

    (Also, why is pound’s symbol lb and not something like pd?)

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      Its 15.25/lb, and you know it.

      LB stands for Libra Pondo. Its a latin relic from the Roman empire meaning pound by weight.

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        I did not know the second part. TIL

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          In general, if there’s an abbreviation that doesn’t make sense given the English word, Latin being involved is a good guess.

          Like the elements on the periodic table that have symbols completely different from their name, like Au, Ag, Pb, Sn, K are all from the Latin name for those elements.

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        Huh, now I’m wondering why I never wondered where the abbreviation came from.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ve never seen pd in my life. Wtf are you talking about

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    Ahhhh this is what the boys mean when they talk about cranking their hog!

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      men are trash, we talk about the obvious. What else are you meant to do, NOT crank your hawg?

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        ABSOLUTELYCRANKINGMYMFHOG

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    To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

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      I’m here for a good time, not a long time. Extra trans on my fats please.

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      You’re not the boss of me.

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        • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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          Something something “have you seen the finger?” Something something

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      When I see this type of humor, I must say I’m pride of you

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    Finally, a sequel to Meatspin. After 45 purchases, you are officially garlic!

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    so, no Quinoa?

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      Or queso!!!

      • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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        Or quail

    • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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      Quinoa is odd

      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes, it’s quite queer indeed.

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          That was the joke

          • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            my reading comprehension is an anvil

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              In that you read like someone who is hammered?

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              I suck at English so no worries, it might be just me

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      Quaaludes

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      No quail either

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    The ol’ sausage twist

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    The Q is the quince jelly you serve it with, natch.

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    I can get behind this agenda

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    Why don’t they mention what kind of meat it has as well

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      It’s probably pork and you know it.

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        100% hog

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          cranks hog furiously AROOOOOO!! HELL YEAH, BROTHER!

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    Hand cranked? That sounds like a me sausage

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    That’s some expensive fuckin’ sausage

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      Of course. The surgery isn’t free, you know…

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    … just an earth-bound misfit, I

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    That’s way to high for sausage

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