I’m confused. I thought veganism was about animal welfare, what does it have to do with food being made out of chemicals?

humbug

yea

my reading comprehension is an anvil

admittedly I did see a birthday card made by this guy in the store recently

Yes, it’s quite queer indeed.

hey you, yeah you, you’re finally awake

in my experience tastes like (savory-sweet?) metal and pain

edit: not beating the pica allegations at this rate, doesn’t help that I do actually have an ED

I was a dumb child

already tried, I think they put something in them to make it taste horrible, similar to the switch cartridges

was on youtube, saw one for MF DOOM

gotta peel it first

hell yeah get me some munchies man

THEY HAVE IT! CANNED B E A N

if not friend then why friend shaped

the one I’m too afraid to search is ‘japseye’, if it is referring to japanese people I give it a 50/50 chance it’s derogatory

for anyone too afraid to click, it’s just another way of calling someone an asshole

notably for the ‘wrong norm’ song, the memorized lyrics matches the captions for the video surprisingly well, ‘ar-ter-ries’

those probably overwrote my existing idea of the lyrics at some point

I can recite the opening paragraph of every magic treehouse book

edit: I spent 40 minutes writing this lol

I REMAIN. I REMAIN… AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST

soggy vine looking ass