I always run into my high-school acquaintances at our coke dealers.

Harris definitely would have been worse for Gaza though.

If you read their comment you can see they did.

This is just dumb in every way.

The safe ways of doing this are a bit slower but worth it.

Hey I just saved that playlist because it’s actually full of bangers.

I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.

Journalist tries not to cum so you don’t have to.

I wouldn’t want to waste a bottle this nice.

That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.

Wouldn’t that be pierogisaurus?

Yeah but pieroguses just doesn’t make sense.

I know right?

It’s just crying out in pain.

She wasn’t in it long before she went for a swim.

Is the UK still weird about squirt porn?

She’s in a handmaid’s tale and euphoria.

I wish I was endowed with pierogue because the Eastern Europeans would be all over that.

I thought it was like squid and squid where the plural and singular are the same but wouldn’t it make more sense if it was like octopi and the singular of pierogi is pierogus?

Trump is a highly skilled project manager he’ll have it done by next year tops.

I think the table on the right needs to be rotated ninety degrees.

I’m starting to think that technology-wise Ted Kaczynski had the right idea.