The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can’t figure out how to open a PDF, then I’m going to consider that a bullet dodged.

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      11 months ago

      Our front desk person, on the computer all day, barely understands how tabs work.

      It’s scary.

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          11 months ago

          I don’t like dishing on generational rants, but OMG the mobile device generation is every bit as lost as Boomers are when it comes to the actual functioning of their device or using a PC as an actual work device.

          My kids have had a PC since they were four, they’re teens now and they still don’t get a lot of it, but when their friends come over they are absolutely clueless. Use an Xbox or Playstation? IPad? Sure! No problem! Anything beyond that they just give up.

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            11 months ago

            Technology needs to be actively taught and actively learned! If their school isn’t teaching it, maybe try subscribing to some online tech literacy courses?

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      11 months ago

      Literally every single browser can open a PDF.

      Is she admitting that their organization only uses discontinued, insecure Internet Explorer to use the internet? Is she also opening word files in Microsoft word 2005?

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    I’m going to take a stab and say she’s a recruiter for a third party staffing company.

    They REQUIRE word docs so that they can copy and paste or edit your resume on their template.

    Pro tip: take the requirements that they send you and Google search for it. Apply directly with the company and cut them out.

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    They want it as a word doc so they can edit it and fuck with it before passing it along.

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      11 months ago

      This isn’t even necessarily for nefarious reasons. I’ve actually had a case where HR was trying to help by putting in the words that they were stupidly required to find in a resume.

      Still not a good sign of a properly functioning organization.

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      11 months ago

      They also like this for the off chance you forgot to disable revision history - so they can look at how you edited the document over time.

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        10 months ago

        This would be a great opportunity to insert a bunch of crazy content hidden in the edit. Like passages of the Bible or edits of an erotic book you’ve been writing.

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    If you are an HR manager and you’re unable to open a PDF then you should first try and finish first grade high school before continuing your job.

    How many great employees have YOU missed out on because you’re so lacking in basic life skills that one wonders how you found the tit as a baby to nourish yourself…

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      11 months ago

      I used to do layout and design for children’s books. I cannot tell you the number of times I requested an image to be edited, or a higher resolution version, only to be sent a word doc with the image inside the document.

  • HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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    I used to work IT at a school and reports were emailed to parents as PDFs.

    We got a complaint from a few parents saying things like, why are the reports PDF? Not everyone has Acrobat Reader, you should be sending these out as Microsoft Word files.

    I then had to tell them that unlike Microsoft Word, Acrobat Reader is free to download and install. Anyone can get Acrobat reader or another PDF viewer, but not everyone just has Word on their device nor are they willing to buy it.

    I didn’t mention the part about a Word file is easy to just edit.

    I’m also going to assume that some of them are using a work laptop where they have Word installed and no admin rights to install a PDF viewer and too lazy to ask IT.

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      Not just this, most (?all?) browsers now support viewing standard PDF documents… So, they shouldn’t even need to installing anything as long as they aren’t using IE…

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        11 months ago

        I should have added this was back in 2010 or so, I don’t think it was as common to be able to open PDFs in browsers without an addon.

        I remember sometime after 2014 I was just able to open PDFs without any additional software.

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    11 months ago

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    That’s some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard… Hell, that would even be fucking stupid in 1998.

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    11 months ago

    “Portable Document Format”. If they can’t open it, fuck them, you don’t want to work for that tire fire.

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    11 months ago

    9/10 applicants who submit their resume as a PDF for our openings, we can’t view.

    Can’t, or won’t?

  • recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    What the hell? Every bit of resume advice I’ve ever gotten has said to use PDF to protect from potential formatting errors due to display differences.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      That, and also to ensure they can open the document. I don’t use word processors in my daily job, yet I do interviews, so if someone gives me a Word Document or similar, I’m going to be put out to read it. PDFs, on the other hand, render just fine in my web browser.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      The great thing about random tech illiterate assholes posting “hot tips” like this on LinkedIn is that they very often don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    Well, this is obviously ridiculous. If you want to maximise your chances, make it as easy as possible. Send an exe.

  • Donkter@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I always think of the one green text where the first thing the person does when they get resumes is to throw the top half of the pile in the bin cause:

    Can’t have any unlucky people working here.