As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.

Good. This is antifa.

Gay steampunk. Yeah, pretty spot on. I’m cosplaying this, NEK.

“Their’ is a pronoun. You’re woke and, therefore, wrong.

Please don’t make me envision anyone drinking trump’s fluids, thanks.

This sounds far too poetic and distant when it needs to be specific and immediate.

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.
Morons and Grifters Alliance.
Many Angry Gullible Assholes.
Manipulating America’s Gullible Assholes.
Make America Guilty Again.
Make America Go Away.

And the one I wish would come true:

Make All Gropers Accountable

No no, that one’s different. Hurricanes are created by making Jesus cry by touching yourself, and you’re not supposed to look into the eye of god.

So we stop looking by getting rid of NOAA, and we stop the hurricanes by stopping everyone sinning.

And I’m kinda scared about how plausible that sounds.

If we stop testing, the numbers will look better.

If we fire the statistician, the numbers will look better.

He did this with his business dealings, too – just fudge the numbers (add square footage that doesn’t exist, underestimate costs and overestimate profits).

This is a well-tread pattern for this moron. What did anyone expect? He doesn’t care about reality, only that the numbers look good for him.

It isn’t fair. They have a lot to answer for.

Those rings in our wheat aren’t enough, the bastards. Most of us do t even speak wheat rings anymore.

Were you watching my Sims play throughs?

Not a joke tho

Ha. Joke’s on you, everything I do is an autism. Plus I’m a lady. Checkmate redpillers.

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Where did I say that?

I said that the ‘alpha male’ culture is toxic and wrong, in my opinion.

Why did you take my comment as an attack? That’s kind of weird, tbh.

I know a good pork bolognaise recipe that feeds like 50.

Nice. I’ve been planning for an extended period of being homeless, starving, and working on my interpersonal skills by relying on strangers for basic needs.

Oh, wait, not planning, I meant bracing. Silly me.

Loads of early tech leaders who were all free-love back in the day became strangely capitalist once they realised how ludicrously rich they could get.

Sounds like a property crime.

I had a long, protracted discussion with someone before leaving reddit in which he was certain toxic masculinity was feminists’ fault.

Women expect too much of men, will only accept buff and young guys, over 6’ tall, etc.

My ex of 30 years was like 5’10 and had a very agreeable dad bod. You know what actually matters – and what always mattered to all my girl fiends? The guys who cared enough to learn what we cared about, and who did all the little things. Never looks, never spending 5 hours in the gym. Spending 5 hours making a 2 year old happy is the sexiest thing there is.

But yeah, women make men toxic. 🙄

Yeah, but she’s skittering around the pan, and she lost some of her leverage when her partner died.

She still has some, but trump has a lot, too.

Oof.

I live in a 120 year old house and had several rooms violated by the worst fake pictures-of-wood that was glued down with industrial adhesive, and with many patches with terrible wood in conspicuous places.

There’s no way to make my wood look goood naked.

Yours is gorgeous. Thanks.