enshittification
https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/
The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.
Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.
Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?
Aren’t yours?
Mine are in my arms.
Lucky! Mine are in my ears!
You guys have lungs?
Best I can do is gills.
Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you’ve got yourself a deal, buddy!
I will never be able to look at chickens the same
They have a cunning plan regarding the humans…
With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.
Ads on eggs
Don’t give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it
Eggshittification
Chicken-shittify?
Enchickification
Egg-Shittification
printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too… especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere–if you’re gonna run 'em all through the ‘printer’ might as well get paid to do it.
But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet
I’m gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell’s Animal Farm.
How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
Do your worst, I don’t even eat eggs.
I guess you got rent to pay.
What will they do with the money?
Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money
I’ll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!
Haha
Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!
