I love bread, it never disappoints me.

CEO of what, exactly? Fucking nothing.

You made me reread this three times, which I think was secretly your plan all along!

it’s still miles above a lot of other games

It’s way better than Sneak King, for example.

Are you sure you have epilepsy?

How could Toyota do this?

Well done. I also keep Hot Wheels on hand for fidgeting with.

Wendy’s probably.

I’ve never watched a movie more than once.

Yes, failing to see through optical illusions are a sure symptom of dementia.

There’s definitely owls in regular aviaries, which honestly makes a lot more sense than species specific aviaries. Imagine an animal shelter that only accepts Pomeranian dogs.

https://www.discoverycenterdcl.com/aviary

Buy at five, sell at ten. Where did they get three years as a data point?

We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don’t even think it’s conscious anymore.

To keep your head warm during sleep.

What was it?

For long trips, inevitably I’ll down at least one coconut Red Bull and a packet of mini donuts. A concha if they have one of those stands with Bimbo pastries and sweets.

I hope not, it’s really close to “fired” and it made me unnecessarily excited.

I know you’re leaning into the Italian really hard, but you shouldn’t feed dogs marinara.

Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

This guy does.