Why did he deep fry his cock?
I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.
PanFucky
I used to live in that guy’s pants.
Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.
Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.
“Pan”-is
Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in…Utah.
And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn’t have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.
Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America
Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo
hmmm… Kansas is also a shirt for “actual American sized person”
i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!
So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?
Gotcha 👍
As long as it doesn’t come in contact with the chicken, that’s fine by me.
And the chef’s name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.
Dihh
dih isn’t even that often used replacing the word dick.
How is this a science meme?
Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists
If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.
It’s my bread and butter. 🍞
Please don’t eat rocks and dirt.
Too late.
But they’ve got minerals!
It’s what humans crave!
TIL I’ve been a geologist since I was a toddler.
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Chef’s hat:
Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?
How could Canada complain about anything when they’re clearly underwater?
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
