Well, that’s one way to get the Portland Bureau of Transportation to come quickly.

Do you think the author did this on purpose?

Why did Reddit delete the post?

For fuck sales, Reddit…. Could you try not to suck so hard all the time?

You’ll notice these people are usually less fuzzy in the death pics because the shutter speed was pretty long and they aren’t moving.

Passes? I’d let him keep it all if he actually stays for the whole thing without rage quitting.

And air doesn’t leak all over your electronics. Well it does but it doesn’t short anything out.

Put that shit on pay per view and id pay $99.99 to watch it.

Yeah what gives? My wife gets so irritated when I pause the movie when she gets up…

And god forbid I turn off the TV when nobody is in the room watching it.

I swear if I gave her a test about any movie we just “watched” she’d flunk so hard.

Just because people have a job, doesn’t mean they are good at that job.

For sure you need to have rapport with your therapist or it just isn’t gonna work. And sometimes people can just rub you the wrong way.

This might be my new favorite phrase for something really unlikely.

Death by SNU SNU?

Oh yeah this stuff is great. Way less messy. I don’t think it lasts as long though. I use it where I need something less likely to leave a stain like a door hinge above light carpet. Or where the lubricant might gather dust and make that oily gunk you’d have to clean out like a sliding glass door. Also on plastic stuff since sometimes certain lubricants can dissolve or weaken plastic.

Making something not squeak when it’s squeaky is one of life’s little pleasures. It’s “broke” and has an easy fix. Garage doors, closet doors, drawers, gates, etc. I even tried it on my wife when she was making too much noise but it honestly just made the problem worse.

I remember typing in BASIC programs for my commodore from a magazine. It actually did teach me quite a bit about coding.

Top how? Highest per capita salary? Most number of employees? Most revenue? Most profit?

I have no idea how half those store in that Venetian mall stay in business. I went to VMware Explore this year and there were quite a few people attending but very few of those stores had any body in them. The food places seem to do ok but the high end stores were just empty. I can’t imagine the rent is cheap enough to keep them open. It was kinda sad actually. Reminded me of going into the dead malls around here.

Why is he named Gus Gus? Was he just more than one Gus could handle? Is there a cute limit on a single Gus?

Wow. I didn’t realize this is just their MO at this point.

At what point has Columbia just completely fucked up their reputation?

Funyuns, donut sticks, and pecan twirls.

Yep my dad totally did this one.