Hey now, easy fix. They’ll only have to earn that lunch money down in the mines.

Fair, he did say he’d bring down the cost of drugs by 1000%. Chronic illnesses about to make BANK.

Oh

obvious references to dark topics like child kidnapping, philospher stones, ghosts, cults, curses, memetic viruses, sacrifice, suicide, reincarnation

That sounds a lot like regular YA fiction 😅 Pearl-clutching Christians really need to get over themselves

The hardest part is catching them. The rest is easy!

The trick is to be gentle and use a little technique. I sit behind them and tuck them between my legs so they don’t try to back up.

First, I show them the tablet in my hand so they can see what they’re eating, then use the magic word “eat” as I point at it in my hand a couple of times to make it clear. I always use the same command “open your mouth” as I open my mouth too, as I pry theirs open, and place it as far back as I can without making them gag. Once it’s in, I close their mouth and hold their head up while I gently stroke their throat until they swallow. And, of course, praise them for doing a great job, no treats necessary.

The way I see it is that I’d also be freaked out if a giant forced me to swallow something without knowing what it is. They get it and get used to the drill. You only have to be nice and clear about it!

I see now, thank you!

How do you mean? I recently installed it and now I’m curious. What other distro would you recommend instead?

So we can’t guess who’s responsible? Not even the most prominent ones?

Also:

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/security/chinese-hackers-cisa-cyber-5-years-us-infrastructure-attack-rcna137706

https://www.reuters.com/technology/cybersecurity/fbi-says-chinese-hackers-preparing-attack-us-infrastructure-2024-04-18/

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68659095

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/03/25/china-hack-sanctions-politicians-us-uk/73099882007/

https://www.semafor.com/article/07/23/2025/chinese-state-hackers-breach-us-nuclear-agency

https://www.ted.com/talks/laura_galante_how_and_why_russia_hacked_the_us_election

https://cyber-peace.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/rpt-apt28.pdf

https://services.google.com/fh/files/misc/rpt-redline-drawn-china-espionage-en.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberwarfare_and_China

I guess it’s all just propaganda, huh. We’re just a bunch of gullible buffoons.

The rich have a compulsive need to make their mark somehow because they feel oh so special from hoarding all the wealth and removing themselves from reality. Unfortunately, they frequently look into politics because they can.

That’s nice, dear.

Damn, that’s quality drawing.

For Halloween, right? … Right?

Why, yes, he was

Murder coverup

I was so worried, you guise. Anyway, I know now what I’m having for lunch today.

Is not being shoved ads in my face a disadvantage?

I was not expecting this on my bingo card this year.

Sounds like an episode of ED in a cold winter night.