I remember when a business jet packed to the gills with cocaine crashed and when they investigated, it turned out to be owned by a CIA shell company and previously used to shuttle people to Guantanamo for torture after an extraordinary rendition
I thought no fucking way they found over 7000lb of cocaine on a little business jet but yeah, that Gulfstream could probably barely take off with that much on board. That’s one badass airframe.
Maximum payload is 1.5t but the fuel payload is 12t so 3t of cocaine barely scratches it
!bitchimaplane
Hi aplane, I’m dad.
Wow, the CIA sure is serious about
fueling their partiesINVESTIGATING DRUG LORDSOh my god still? Cocaine isn’t cool anymore. Fent is more profitable to move. What the hell? Was The Deserter right?
You don’t have to move fent. You can make it locally. The fent is usually mixed with other drugs, a little bit of cocaine could be laced with a whole lot of fent and then sold as pure cocaine to maximize profit.
Oh. I know fop was importing it?
Yeah but cocaine is neither cool nor the most profitable thing anymore, so I was kind of just asking ‘wtf CIA?’
Truth be told I have no idea what’s actually popular now, but when fentanyl hit the scene, for years it was being mixed into other drugs as a cheap filler that would also make the drug more potent, faster acting and more addictive.
As well as far more deadly.
Absolutely!
Cocaine production in latin America has never been higher, it’s dropped the price by huge amounts and now they are looking outside the USA to sell since the USA decided to kill their own economy.
Right but is it still the CIA moving it? And if so why?
Again, its not cool anymore. I don’t think it’s the most profitable thing. Why?
There’s a Tom Cruise movie of historical value.
Well there goes Elon’s Doordash. Definitely not getting that $10 tip now.
This is ridiculous.
Elon never tips.
Not entirely true, he’ll tip if you carry his baby to term. Sometimes he’ll even tip in horses.
Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!
It can be one of three scenarios IMO:
A: Elon is being particularly dumb and actually produced and distributed drugs with his logo.
B: The Trump Regime created and planted these drugs to manufacture a reason to prosecute Elon.
C: Some drug distributor is a huge fan of SpaceX, or wants to deflect investigation away from their other operations.
…the world being the way it is, all three seems pretty damn plausible to me. 😕
D: They’re branding their coke the same way that MDMA pill pressers will stamp real logos on their product to market it (without permission, of course). They usually don’t do this with coke, but it’s not unheard of.
It’s D
“our spacex cocaine will get you high AF”
straight rocket fuel
I remember this from Pablo Francisco’s Mitsubishi Ecstasy story hehe
definitely c. you ever seen shitty weed packaging thats an obvious reference to Rick and Morty, trump, etc? looks like that culture has made its way to cocaine now
I used to put Mario stickers on the mushroom bags that I never sold.
Defo not sponsored by Nintendo
So you say… We all know how Nintendo would deal with snitches
I assumed it was elons personal stache for parties and shit
I figure it’s a bit more like option C, with a bit of knockoff mentality going on. You know how you can find pictures online of super cheap knockoff merch from like China or some African countries? That’s what I’m thinking is going on here.
Probably C. Elon would be more into ketamine than cocaine.
It’s a week’s supply for his basic bitch business major execs
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
I personally have a theory that they are indeed supplying pill manufacturers with high quality presses.
Most high quality pills (not talking about contents) I have seen beeing confiscated in night clubs are branded with car or fashion brands.
So maybe they are targeting people when they have a high happy hormone output.
Like: woah that mitsubishi is making me feel soooo great and suff.
Oh god the new Tesla’s are so strong.
Sounds like something marketing departments would get off on.
It’s easier for drug manufacturers to appropriate brands than to come up with their own. Car and luxury brands are common, but so are other brands like Netflix, characters from comics, cartoons, video games, etc. The manufacturers need an easily recognizable and memorable design.
Check out this database for examples. https://www.drugsdata.org/
Even Netflix is in on it then. Its bigger than i thought
Wow! I wonder what will happen to those 178kgs of cocaine they found!
It wouldn’t even surprise me if some of the 150kg of cocaine went missing.
Someone really ought to take care of the 120 kg of cocaine.
80 kilos of cocaine is quite a lot, it really should be disposed of safely.
good thing 40 kilos is exactly what fits in the evidence room
Now, to find out who was going to receive those 20kg of cocaine
All got burned with the plane on crashsite
Just like the weed we found sir, it was also burned, in very small portions.
What makes you think it was 200 to begin with
Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
I’m sorry?
I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.
That’s this cursed timeline’s equivalent of Mitsubishi MDMA pills
Fuck yeah my guy! You brought back memories…
Plane full of drugs crashes. Police are still investigating if it was involved in drug trafficking… what?
What a major click bait
Musk ain’t getting shit done anytime soon
Let’s hope so!
Musk
he needs cocaine to counteract the effects of his ketamine binges.
He will be even worse when he is coming down!
