Already reserving a good seat in the stadium and I’ll be bringing my catcher’s mitt in case any souvenirs rain down on the crowd. That scarred right ear will be worth a pretty penny on eBay, maybe more if I can get him to scribble a pubic hair autograph on it before festivities start.

Pig farms are just pork-shorteners.

Chicken cordon bl-eww.

More of a helmet since that head-covering is meant to protect the wearer from harm. The kid is a psychological deterrent that also offers some concealment of the exact head location and a slight amount of ballistic protection (or at least a last-second opportunity to alter the trajectory if the child is hit first).

Toxic toddler Trump torpedoes Tesla trading trends.

Do they want to buy the Eiffel Tower a couple times too?

You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Guess he’ll have to rebuild the secret lair somewhere else.

It’s easy, just start with two and get an otter.

Television and movie writers across the world just thought they had a great idea and they’re all wrong.

Yeah, they turned a full 360 degrees.

Yes.

She could probably kick the shit out of him too (in real life or Path of Exile 2).

Weird place for a toilet but it is convenient.

Their brains are made of the same rotten soup?

It depends.

Don’t Always shoot the messenger.

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There are thousands of South Dakotans?