Well at least Ozzie Osbourne’s make up artist has still got a job

Back to Oompa Loompa Land he goes.

That’ll fix it!

If you can’t see the U-bend, how can you be going down the toilet?

They’ve both got blue lighting. She’s just on the rag.

Every night is Fartnite in this house.

VPNs: it’s not just porn, it’s piracy too!

I find the old one worked, but it did feel like somehow the corpse of RealPlayer or QuickTime was still shambling around amongst us.

My niece has autism.

My brother in law rejects this because all her supposedly autistic behaviours are perfectly normal things he does.

To tell the truth I backed over the last two with my car.

Fortunately they turned out to be Nazis.

Firefox

We delved too greedily and too deep.

You don’t even need to make sure your IRQ ports don’t clash.

🦶🏻💥🔫

Remember this moment when Nigel Farage sweeps to power in 2028 on a wave of youth votes, brings back the porn and sells the NHS.

That is Aldi levels of copying right there.

Refuses to listen. Implies opponents of it are nonces.

Yes they’ll all be shocked Pikachu when we’re swearing in PM Nigel Farage…

It’s not about porn. It’s about tracking your every move online.

The only thing that scares a horrible corporation is another horrible corporation.

That’s just the plot of The Egg.

The turntable isn’t even on the top of the hifi separates unit. Pathetic!

Exactly. I didn’t even hear the word “paedophile” until 2000 when Sarah Payne was murdered.

In school in the 90s there were always 13 and 14 year old girls with older boyfriends, like we’re talking 19 or 20 with cars and they could buy them cigarettes and booze.

We never really thought much of it.

They had very much made this shit normal, and I’m glad we now don’t.

I guess that Americans are used to seeing charges applied at the point of sale anyway, for sales tax and so on.

In the UK there price on the shelf is the price you pay, and if for some reason it isn’t, then you can guarantee several arguments a day.