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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Dad goals

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Dad goals

kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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      The team is going to retire his dad number in a special ceremony.

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        Raise his jersey number to the rafters!

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      Found today’s earworm.

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    That’s super cute

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    Why would you want to name yourself after Sky television? 🤔

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      It’s definately that and not the gigantic thing surrounding the earth, inspiring to good artists (and van Gogh) over the centuries. /s

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      Or the original name for Microsoft One Drive

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        Either way she wouldn’t have a boyfriend, for she is… No Man’s Sky.

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      … when you could name yourself after Dave?

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