- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- dadjokes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- dadjokes@lemmy.world
Fake: Skyrim punchline
Gay: OP probably let the bouncer take his virginity
oldie but goodie
Your parents can’t hide anything from you.
They’re transparent.
“Was your father an iceberg?”
“… Yes?”
This is like “Dad of all the dad jokes”.
The team is going to retire his dad number in a special ceremony.
Raise his jersey number to the rafters!
You can’t take the Sky from him!
Firefly references always get an upvote!
🍃
Found today’s earworm.
That’s super cute
Why would you want to name yourself after Sky television? 🤔
It’s definately that and not the gigantic thing surrounding the earth, inspiring to good artists (and van Gogh) over the centuries. /s
Or the original name for Microsoft One Drive
Either way she wouldn’t have a boyfriend, for she is… No Man’s Sky.
😂😭
… when you could name yourself after Dave?
OSRS username change:
Suspiciously specific