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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon starts to believe

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Anon starts to believe

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    How am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?

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      You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don’t actually fertilize my lawn.)

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        I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.

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        Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Thanks!

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        Sounds vaguely socialist

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        The snow must grow!

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      Oh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing

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        Not specifically, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that when I read this.

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      You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.

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