England buddy noooo

Ah yes, bees!

Reports suggested that he was shot in the head while kneeling as a result of a political vendetta.

Tangentially related. He wasn’t shot by some desperate hungry rando, he was assassinated over politics.

Fake: Anon claims to bang a dude who looks like an older version of him

Gay: Anon is fantasizing about banging an older man

Sorry, Monsanto found some of their GMO corn in your field after that comment. Time to give up the farm!

Sounds vaguely socialist

I loathe agreeing with that, but when a political system is so self-serving, that’s the only way.

I did too. Spread the suffering.

Oh good lord, she has to become a swamp German instead??? With a language that gives me a stroke because I read both English and German; and I can’t drunkenly understand why the D*tch words make sense, but are also wrong???

God is truly cruel to me. The booze is too, and I’m an atheist, but reading Dutch is a personal uncertain hell.

SCOTT!

PIL-GRIM!

Edgar Wright is amongst my favorite directors, and the first half of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is my favorite movie ever. Fuck, I had to take a film class with one of the world’s oddest professor in college before I could properly explain why I love the movie so much.

Each time I watch it I notice a little something more. I’ve lowkey been thinking about making a fan-cut with the deleted scenes and everything.

Yeah dude, that’s very young, you must be tapping everything that moves if a vasectomy sounds better than wearing a condom

Deezer’s parent company was started by a Russian oligarch, maybe think elsewhere

Founder of that company is a Russian oligarch under sanctions by Ukraine. Man also was part of a big business group chat focused on “changing the narritive” about the atrocities committed by Israel in Gaza.

It did get me going down a rabbit hole about Russian Political Jokes on Wikipedia, so it was an overall W

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_political_jokes

Reminds me of an old joke:

An American tells a Russian that people in USA have the freedom of speech and that he even could go to the White House and shout:“Fuck you, Ronald Reagan!”

The Russian answers:“Oh, we also have freedom of speech. I, too, can go to Kremlin and shout:” Fuck you, Ronald Reagan!"

"Nauru has used its position as a member of the United Nations to gain financial support from both Taiwan (officially the Republic of China or ROC) and China (officially the People’s Republic of China or PRC) by changing its recognition from one to the other under the One-China policy.

On 21 July 2002, Nauru signed an agreement to establish diplomatic relations with the PRC, accepting US$130 million from the PRC for this action (US$211 million in 2023. In response, the ROC severed diplomatic relations with Nauru two days later. Nauru later re-established links with the ROC on 14 May 2005,[95] and diplomatic ties with the PRC were officially severed on 31 May 2005. On 15 Jan 2024, Nauru severed ties with the ROC and re-established diplomatic ties with the PRC."

Bro Spam is just 1’s and 0’s, only thing getting fat off spam is your inbox

https://newsroom.ucla.edu/stories/USAID-cuts-global-impact-14-million-deaths

Both sides same, except to 14 million of the global south

THE MITOCHONDRIA-