The context of my comment was someone saying it’s common for straight white guys to proudly announce they have a 3" penis because they are stupid.
Stupid guys exaggerate their dick size. Normal people don’t openly share it regardless and they’re especially unlikely to unless they’re packing - that’s my point
To the tune of Baby Got Back: I like, small, dicks and I cannot lie!
But seriously, 3 inches are plenty. Just about the only sex act that’s going to be be more difficult with it is deepthroating, which most people can’t and won’t do anyway. Most other acts are usually the same or easier because there’s less ground to cover, and you’re less likely to get hurt when you’re receiving. Who needs to get their insides stretched? Not me.
Naw. I hear it all the time as a bartender. I think self deprecating humor is the outward intent. (Make the lady laugh)
But there’s another motive. Manage expectations: If they do happen to see your junk, they’ll be impressed because they assumed you weren’t lying.
And if you don’t mind me sharing all my side thoughts, let’s be real here. A dude can make your night with three inches and a dude can ruin your night with 8. Size is only just one of many variables when it comes to sexual compatibility but it’s one of the most popular that society focuses on.
I also don’t know why this is being coached as a gay vs straight thing because in my little bubble of anecdotal evidence, my non-straight friends/gamer friends/customers/coworkers/family focus more on size than their straight counterparts do. But they use the same fucked up humor! Honestly, they can tend towards more raunchy and uncouth humor, which I happen to love. It’s to the point where I’ve grouped many of my facebook friends into their own separate group that I’ll post to so as to not offend or traumatize some of my young and old friends and family.
The straights are OK. At least the same as they always have been. We’re all a little fucked up, but that goes for everyone.
Naw. I hear it all the time as a bartender. I think self deprecating humor is the outward intent. (Make the lady laugh)
But there’s another motive. Manage expectations: If they do happen to see your junk, they’ll be impressed because they assumed you weren’t lying.
These sound kinda smart TBH. I suppose there could be dumb guys who aren’t too macho to joke about having a small dick, but the dumb macho guys definitely tend to be louder.
Most but definitely not all. Once had a friend who proudly joked about his “4-inch punisher”. Seems like the sort of thing he wanted to get ahead of instead of letting other people talk about first
Can’t be real
Never heard of self deprecating humor?
Im assuming you don’t use Instagram or TikTok because this is 1,000% something I would see there
Why?
Speaking as a straight, white guy you think there is a limit to the stupidity of straight, white guys?
I think this was more likely posted by a woman. But I can see this being real.
Well yeah, everyone knows that women are more stupid than men
/s
Well supid straight white guys are just usually not THAT proud of their 3 inches.
You seriously underestimate, or overestimate, stupid, straight, white guys.
Ah yes, stupid straight guys are always bragging about having below average dicks and not exaggerating the size.
What the hell is this comment lol
Maybe if you’re younger than 20… Actual adults don’t give a flying fuck.
You must run with an interesting crowd if you think it’s normal for lesser-endowed adults to publicly share their size lol
Nah, just normal for adults to not be that embarassed by trivial BS.
Though I do suppose maturity has been on a steep decline lately…
The context of my comment was someone saying it’s common for straight white guys to proudly announce they have a 3" penis because they are stupid.
Stupid guys exaggerate their dick size. Normal people don’t openly share it regardless and they’re especially unlikely to unless they’re packing - that’s my point
Aww, it’s so cute, tho! (this is phrased as joke, but I’m also serious about it. Small dicks are seriously underrated).
Tell me about it :)
To the tune of Baby Got Back: I like, small, dicks and I cannot lie!
But seriously, 3 inches are plenty. Just about the only sex act that’s going to be be more difficult with it is deepthroating, which most people can’t and won’t do anyway. Most other acts are usually the same or easier because there’s less ground to cover, and you’re less likely to get hurt when you’re receiving. Who needs to get their insides stretched? Not me.
And it’s just cute!
Most stupid straight white guys don’t admit to having a small penis, even as a joke. It’s too immasculating. If its real I commend his confidence.
Hi. Stupid straight white guy here. Very proud of my small penis
As a bisexual woman I am also proud of my extremely small penis
As a transsexual woman I’m proud to have read about your penis.
Thank you bestie
You are one of the good ones
Yes we do 🤔
Naw. I hear it all the time as a bartender. I think self deprecating humor is the outward intent. (Make the lady laugh)
But there’s another motive. Manage expectations: If they do happen to see your junk, they’ll be impressed because they assumed you weren’t lying.
And if you don’t mind me sharing all my side thoughts, let’s be real here. A dude can make your night with three inches and a dude can ruin your night with 8. Size is only just one of many variables when it comes to sexual compatibility but it’s one of the most popular that society focuses on.
I also don’t know why this is being coached as a gay vs straight thing because in my little bubble of anecdotal evidence, my non-straight friends/gamer friends/customers/coworkers/family focus more on size than their straight counterparts do. But they use the same fucked up humor! Honestly, they can tend towards more raunchy and uncouth humor, which I happen to love. It’s to the point where I’ve grouped many of my facebook friends into their own separate group that I’ll post to so as to not offend or traumatize some of my young and old friends and family.
The straights are OK. At least the same as they always have been. We’re all a little fucked up, but that goes for everyone.
These sound kinda smart TBH. I suppose there could be dumb guys who aren’t too macho to joke about having a small dick, but the dumb macho guys definitely tend to be louder.
But many of us do. I’m always joking about packin a tic tac. It’s not true, but it’s funny.
Self-Deprecating humor is huge. You should try it. Highly recommend.
But I do agree, there are some very loud and insecure guys who would be horrified by self depreciation.
Most but definitely not all. Once had a friend who proudly joked about his “4-inch punisher”. Seems like the sort of thing he wanted to get ahead of instead of letting other people talk about first
Yeah, if anything they exaggerate.
Maybe he is exaggerating :)