I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.
“What’s this machine do?”
“It is a dedicated word processor.”
“Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”
“Haha yea…retro…”
You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3
Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.
escape colon que bang
That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.
100 myths. Perfect.
Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don’t.
And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.
Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.
(all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:
1: Those who know binary
2: Those who don’t
10: Those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke
Hope that explains it!
Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.
Like Lemmy?
I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.
But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.
Why can’t we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?
we would board containers and find the tun/tap.
As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.
There are dozens of us!
The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.
This is true because NetBSD runs on the actual Mastodon.
…jokes that everyone could understand.
I’m sorry, but most people have never heard of BSD, VIM, or emacs.
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ShittingBiscuits.ptsd
What client is this
zshtcpsys
Is that an actual name
I actually asked what the mastodon client in the picture was.
“Theres also a emacs plugin”
Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.
nano/Kate >>>
Absolutely bloated (kate) and nano isnt vim therefore it sucks
Vim ain’t intuitive like nano so it sucks. Doesn’t have advanced tools like Kate so it sucks.
Hey! I know some of those words!
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What’s Linux?
It’s a type of sausage that’s famous in the Netherlands
My lack of knowledge about whatever an emacs plugin is proves #4 wrong.
This is most likely a joke akin to xkcd 2501