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Mastodon Myths

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Mastodon Myths

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  • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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    I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “What’s this machine do?”

      “It is a dedicated word processor.”

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        “Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”

        “Haha yea…retro…”

    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

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      Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

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      escape colon que bang

      • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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        That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

  • notabot@lemm.ee
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    100 myths. Perfect.

    • shiny_idea@aussie.zone
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      Ha, I missed that part. Subtle.

    • PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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      There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who get that joke and those who don’t.

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        And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.

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          Hm I may be getting wooshed, but this is still binary? 4 in ternary would be 11.

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            (all numbers in ternary) There are 10 types of people in this world:

            1: Those who know binary

            2: Those who don’t

            10: Those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke

            Hope that explains it!

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    Jokes aside, is Mastodon still tech nerd dominated in 2025? This was from 2022.

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      Like Lemmy?

    • Darren@sopuli.xyz
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      I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

      But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Why can’t we contain all those tech nerds inside a dock or something?

        • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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          we would board containers and find the tun/tap.

      • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee
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        As long as tech nerds can learn to be decent human beings, platforms can be awesome with them on it.

        • ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca
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          There are dozens of us!

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    The concerns on using Mastodon and the likes is probably propaganda to dissuade people from using open source and defederated social media.

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    This is true because NetBSD runs on the actual Mastodon.

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    …jokes that everyone could understand.

    I’m sorry, but most people have never heard of BSD, VIM, or emacs.

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    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      Thatsthejoke.jpg

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        deleted by creator

        • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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          ShittingBiscuits.ptsd

  • Karl@programming.dev
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    What client is this

    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      zshtcpsys

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        Is that an actual name

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          https://linux.die.net/man/1/zshtcpsys

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            I actually asked what the mastodon client in the picture was.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Theres also a emacs plugin”

    Truly heresy against the lord Linus Torvalds, Vim is the only correct option all else is unholy.

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      nano/Kate >>>

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        Absolutely bloated (kate) and nano isnt vim therefore it sucks

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          Vim ain’t intuitive like nano so it sucks. Doesn’t have advanced tools like Kate so it sucks.

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    Hey! I know some of those words!

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      deleted by creator

  • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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    What’s Linux?

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      It’s a type of sausage that’s famous in the Netherlands

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    My lack of knowledge about whatever an emacs plugin is proves #4 wrong.

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      This is most likely a joke akin to xkcd 2501

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