I just pictured Luke flying his fighter into the Death Star.

One typically “makes an offer” after an interview has actually taken place.

I hate to break it to you, but I think we’re the man.

I feel your pain. I used to be in the same situation. It’s incredible how many people no-call/no-show after scheduling an interview.

Shatcard 007.

Of course they did.

Next startling revelation: the 100 names the DOJ gave Maxwell to give to the DOJ are all political and/or business enemies of Trump.

Then you get old and look forward to getting in bed by 8PM.

Judging by his cognitive abilities I’d say he probably has been excluded from a good portion of terrestrial oxygen for most of his life.

That’s a bold assumption.

Dude has a history of acting bipolar.

From “don’t be evil” to “be as evil as possible”

Well, from someone who studied electrical theory in a ‘normal’ university, the author isn’t completely off base in that we know what electricity is but not why electricity is.

Well at least you have a plan of sorts. My advice to you would be don’t let yourself get knocked up and do not develop any kind of substance abuse problems. Guys who are self made aren’t dumb or desperate and any of those things would be a non-starter.

Out of curiosity, how do you plan on landing your rich future husband?

Nothing’s wrong with it if you’re both in on the agreement and happy with it.

As for “not having much going for you”–you have some kind of device to access the internet. If you ignore the 98% of the internet that is dystopian cesspool, there are lots of great learning resources out there. You can compose a message with good grammar and convey your thoughts. You probably have more going for you than you think compared to the average person out of the 8 billion others out there.

Those are the reasons we’ll never build anything like that again.

Don’t forget your new 32 character/symbol/number/nordic rune passwords that will need to be changed every 17 days.

No step on snek!

I have doubts Trump was involved in Epstein’s death. I don’t think he has the spine for that sort of stuff.

All I can say is that he brought enough joy to my childhood that I will not add his grave to my list of bathroom break stops when road tripping across the US.