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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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Thanks, I hate it.

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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    … fuck you and the shuttle you rode in in for sharing this with the world.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        Watch out for rocks!

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      Fair.

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    So Colin Mochrie could have been picked as Picard and no one would be the wiser?

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      You mean…

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        Oh man I’m going to have to try and find that one that one sounds funny.

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          S2e36 (Drew Carey era) is the first usage during the Superheroes sketch. The idea of Captain Hair shows up some 5 or 6 more times throughout.

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    Bald Kirk is going to “accidentally” phaser an Ambassador while quail hunting.

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    Picard with hair kinda looks like Archer, tbh

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      I re-watch Enterprise regularly and I STILL immediately think of Sterling Archer instead of Johnathan Archer D=

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      gives me Scott Bakula vibes (Quantum Leap)

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        Scott Bakula played Captain Johnathan Archer in Star Trek: Enterprise as well!

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          Oh, crap, thought we were talking about Archer the animated character

          My bad

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      I was staring at the left pic trying to imagine him saying Danger Zone but couldn’t see it

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      THANK you. I was looking at the left picture going, “Is it me or does he look weirdly like Scott Bakula…man, it’s not me, right?”

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    I wonder if still exists that screen test of Picard with a wig speaking with a French accent that Stewart talked about in an interview.

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      There are a lot of fakes claiming to be from that screen test, unfortunately.

      But we do see him in a wig in “I, Claudius” from the 70s.

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        That one’s not bad though, the style suits him.

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    Stewart is still a handsome man despite his hair loss, but that doesn’t seem to apply to Shatner - he certainly got lucky.

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      This is Captain George Costanza erasure, and I will not stand for it. WILL NOT STAND!

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        The Soup Cardassian was always my favorite side character.

        “You want yamok sauce?”

        “Yes, please.”

        “Three strips of latinum.”

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      Its well known Shatner has been wearing a hair piece for decades, same with Ted Danson

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      He certainly got a lucky toupee. :)

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      Honestly he seems a bit better looking without the hair, what a lucky lad

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    Pirk and Kicard

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    The photoshop job in this is quite good. I did some pixel peeping (sorry). Unless you are looking for the edit you would not see it.

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      Is it an actual photoshop then? This isn’t mine, and I assumed whoever did the original edit used some sort of faceswap or AI app to do it because it looked so smooth.

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        Pretty sure it’s AI as the faves also look off. I had to look up the original photos, but Patrick Stewart looks noticeably different and William Shatners is too high Def.

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    Captain Pic-haired makes me uncomfortable. I would not follow him to sto-vo-kor.

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      Indeed, his silvered and precise tonsure inspired confidence, like the curve of a freshly honed bat’leth.

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    Stewart is looks so much better without hair.

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    Better Call Jean-Luc

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    Shatcard 007.

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    Picarcher

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    The right picture looks EXACTLY like epic Lloyd from epic rap battles of history.

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      Oh wow. Did he do Kirk in any ERB video? Seems obvious in hindsight.

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        Yes, Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History

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          Also Picard in Musk vs Zuck:

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      confirmed, Epic Lloyd is Captain Kirks son.

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