Diamond engagement rings

Keep rewording your question to replace with less offensive terms until you don’t need to get a 2nd opinion.

Downside is the question will likely become a nuanced question of judgement once you neuter it.

Driver hit a pedestrian and an immobile barrier.

Pedestrian survived the car, driver died from what their car hit.

But both professions use scissors?

Probably more like jitomate

Ackshually hot air has a higher vapor capacity, therefore the fire is a dry heat, and only away from the fire does it become moist.

But I bet she can order DoorDash with his money.

If you marry for money you will earn every cent.

A billionaire

Pakistan or Saudi Arabia?

Yes, if what you mean is a bunch of posers trying to convince others they’re smart. <looks around nervously>

Explain why they chose a black mother when they make up only 10% of the population.

Scumbag business press uses a photo of the guy who tried to solve the problem years ago instead of showing the Epstein client who’s taking your health care away right now.

With my worst napper I worked out the trick of getting them to fall asleep on my shoulder, then a slow smooth tilt forward down to the crib mattress.

Is this the same United States that’s investigating people for having unflattering memes of the vice president on their phone?

Tell us more about the importance of free speech.

Pemmican

Your cousin is 2.5m tall? So he’s in the top 20 tallest humans to have ever lived?

But if I count those people I get a bigger budget!

—Some bureaucrat

“Could it be I who has bad taste? No, everyone else is wrong.”

“Deets?”

“No deets, only angry vibes! Fix now!”