One of my dreams is to visit this spot and then head over to where Cthulhu lives which isn’t too far away.

I didn’t get pissed. Our sunsets were gorgeous. Maybe next time it will burn up some toxic chemical factory and they’ll get even more colorful

Paris Hilton, too

Don’t Be Evil.

You say that like they still sell service manuals and I didn’t have to steal both of them for my current old cars.

No, which is why I’m not buying any car made after 2015.

Even if it kills me to keep it running.

I vote for hope and change in 08 and realized it was a pipe dream by 2010

Did his ladybugs tell him that?

Mine knows how to knock on my bedroom door when he’s hungry.

They both planned to backstab each other, but everybody knew who’d run out of oil and make a run for the Caucasus first.

Or at least you’d think they’d realize this but Soviets are only slightly smarter than Nazis and the person who predicted it was probably thrown into a gulag.

Not fragile like a flower.

Fragile like a bomb.

- Frida Kahlo

You won’t be saying that when you’re paying Elon or Ford or Chevy or VW or BYD for firmware update so you can drive to work.

I can’t even get a complete ODB2 scan on a decade old car without paying hundreds of bucks for some janky software.

I’m not touching a hybrid, let alone an EV without a solid life insurance policy.

I’m not gonna electrocute myself on some Teslas battery pack just cause Elon won’t release the specs.

Internal combustion 4 life

I’m sorry can’t hear you over the sound of Tupolev designing planes from a gulag

Can’t wait for a bunch of shade tree mechanics to electrocute themselves trying to fix EVs in a few years.

ETA: Everyone who downvotes me must post a link to documentation on how to actually service an EV at home, under a tree, without a bunch of fancy tools.

Like MST3K is a film school by showing how not to do things, this shows you how to optimize Postgres by breaking it as much as possible.

female hercules

I believe the correct term for that is Xena

This is part of the reason I chose marching band over football and basketball.

Now I just have back problems.

And my back.

And my knees.