I oppose the Ludicrous, Larcenous Legislature ahead of the 2026 midterms.

Now we wait.

Consequences with effects.

That brings up some interesting questions. Morality aside (a big aside. I know), does border security actually give citizens an economic or physical security advantage? Is it even possible for another country to send over so many people that they could take over? Some of this is predicated on an “us vs them” mentality, which I agree is part of the problem. I also know there are people with values incompatible with mine and who might not be willing to coexist peacefully with me. I agree on the goal. I don’t have the solution. Thoughts?

Is there a NSFW aww or mademesmile community? This is gold. If it’s a shitpost, it’s at the top tier.

Yes, show cat, please.

I hear there have been new advancements in burger technology. Does that count?

Or else it’s TACO time!

This was all new to me a few moments ago. After some reading, I found an interesting article:

https://www.elle.com/life-love/sex-relationships/a37288143/0168-0169-the-femcel-revolution-september-2021/

Sorry if it doesn’t quite fit the sub or the meme. I just found it helpful and at least tangentially relevant to a broader understanding of these phenomena.

Or else it will be the deep state Democrats fault for sabotaging Trumps Fantastic Food Fulfillment suggestion directive.

Truly awful. Like tobacco executive levels of amoral behavior.

I believe you’re right. There are a few other common birds that are invasive too, including pigeons, if I remember correctly.

Oh my God, you’re right! I think I just found one of their contractors:

https://www.thedronebird.com/products/

Quick! Get the word out! I probably don’t have much ti

Judging by its orientation, I’d guess the State of Wyoming did something to piss off a group of Idahoan network engineers.

Honestly, I like rain. I lived for a long time in a place that was almost always sunny, with summer temps getting into the high 30s.

Oh, that would be perfect! Our local avian rescue has had three unhomed crows for a while. I think they got another one recently, so it would be four good caws.

Imagine ending up in prison because your bird picked up something wildly illegal and immoral from the song of a neighbor.

That’d make for a great element in a modern remake of the movie, The Birds.

Researchers trying to reduce the distortion are tracking the patterns. They can’t figure it out until a main character, a blind audiologist who lost his vision in the first attack many decades ago, has an epiphany and suggests assembling the images in sequence to form a video. It shows a bird flying and flapping its wings. The researchers keep gathering data, making the video longer and more complex.The bird now also does loops and spins. The researchers set up remote microphones all over the world and network them with their computer so it can compile in real time.

We learn that blind main character has now trained himself to “see” the images that he hears. Main character and love interest colleague walk through the park discussing their work as a flimsy pretext to spend time together. All of a sudden, the birdsong changes. “Run, love interest!” says main character, but love interest won’t leave main character behind. The camera pans over to the computer screen in their laboratory, which overlooks the park. The video now shows another scene at the end, an enormous eagle shredding a person with its talons and beak.

That’s all I’ve got so far.

I dunno, but here’s an example of Doom over audio spectrography to help get you started. Sorry in advance for the devil link:

Doom spectrogram via the most wretched hive of scum and villainy that starts with the letter ‘R’

I was kinda hoping someone would do the whole redditsniper thing with one of the drone comments.