What was her head made out of? Honeycomb?

That was certainly part of what I was feeling

I initially thought you meant do you put peanut butter on the bread first before you toast it

I can’t describe the emotions I was feeling

I think you probably need a toaster oven to do this

What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer health insurance CEOs 🤔

Now that’s going too far

Oh god I took a look at your comment history and it reads like a bot. You made like 100 posts in the last 24 hours and they’re all practically the same thing.

Did teenage boys drive us to fascism, or are the canary? The canary can’t be the cause of the disaster.
Did you ever think that it’s loud judgemental people like you which open the door to rightwing charlatans to sell a bag full of pleasant lies to teens?

If you’re a real human, you’re insufferable 👋

I ate too much, and now I feel so bloated that all I can bring myself to do is sit on my comfortable sofa

But would that really constitute “the vast majority of humans won’t [survive]?”

I don’t necessarily disagree, but I don’t understand what OP means by that claim.

called up the dr and the dr said
The next availability is the 27th of next month.
We’re open from 12pm to 4pm Tuesday to Thursday, please feel free to call back during open hours.
If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911
If you’d prefer to leave a message, please do so after the beep. After you’re done, you can hang up, or press # for more options.

The majority of humans won’t survive the next 100 years, because almost nobody lives to be 100.

Do you mean that the majority of people currently alive will die due to climate change?
Do you mean that humanity’s population will drop by over 50% and will not recover?
Do you mean that in the future, the majority of deaths will be due to climate change, even in 200 years from now when the new (much hotter) equilibrium will be all anyone has ever known?

Bond is supposed to be sexy AF.

That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.

Ah shit I mixed it up

Nick Frost

Huge difference.

As a kid I saw an annular solar eclipse (ring of fire) and thought it was pretty neat, but I wasn’t that excited for the recent total eclipse. Decided that I might as well just drive the few hours to give my young son the full experience.
WOW what a difference it made when that last sliver of sun got eclipsed. Incomparable.

They’re also absolutely OP in a pillow fight (I got one when I was like 10, and never looked back)

Don’t piss off old people

We might die

Over m- cold dead body

Wait holdon. S–. H-. Th–.
Oh no, th–'ve already started the theft!
Y-- had better back off, — wouldn’t like – when -'m angry! Ahhh! Those are ----, give ---- back!

Nooooooo ----'re gone 😭