“Sir, unless you’re running a floating church I’m going to need to see more depravity here.”
Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.
As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was
Eh, I (natural blonde) was never offended by these jokes.
One of my favourites:
A blonde is driving down the motorway when she spots another blonde in a boat in a wheat field, rowing with all her might but getting nowhere. Angered by the situation, she pulls over to give her a piece of her mind.
‘You idiot!’ she shouts. ‘You’re giving all us blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your arse!’
Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?
Blonds. James Blonds.
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He was only 20! Can a man not run around on the lake, lights out, with only a single blonde?! In my day I carried two for conversation’s sake! (That’s a David Lee Roth joke, can’t remember which video. I’m old! Slack. Cut me some.)
Persecuting a man for harmless fun, SMDH. Fascists running the place, far back as the 50s. I hate what America has become.
(Seriously, I’m religious about checking the nav lights. Our boat is a 10’, $600 POS from Academy. LOL, my redneck ass has a flashlight on a bamboo pole for the rear white light. During the day I fly a hunter orange flag 8’ high. I don’t want my family getting splatted by a drunk!)
Officer Earl Money
