My balls keep falling out the sides like too Much filling in a burrito

And they’re right. Little buggers best not let me catch ‘em in my chicken feed

I’m sure the president of the galaxy doesn’t mind

When you squint you’ll see that phrase is actually “fascist consolidation”

Add an extra layer of security by putting it in an envelope and stapling it to the bottom of your desk

Amen brother. Anyone who says “that’s just the way it is” is giving up. That’s not the way it is, that’s the way it was MADE. By powerful evil people, and we can remake it.

Suspect unresolved childhood trauma

Reach in there and get my cat would you? Ya it’s the one that says bad ass mother fucker on it

Like trying to play as an evil character in an rpg but you just can’t go through with letting the village starve

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Crazy to see the One Piece live action on here but I guess it has a huge advantage being adapted from the most popular Japanese media ever created

Imagine being a Latino who voted Trump…

Forever my spirit animal

Strongest “had us in the first half” game I’ve seen

They didn’t?

They didn’t?

I’ve never engaged with Naruto in any mdeium but the amount of people online who say that Naruto had a boy crush on Sasuke is too damn high. Should have been canon!!

No! For made up reasons I don’t understand adverbs are verboten!

Needs more cocaine and cigars

Based on the knowledge of Germany I’ve gained from mass media, the bears are likely in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town