First they came for the tattoos and I did nothing because I had no tattoos.
Then they came for the alcohol and I did nothing because I figured it be good for me.
Then they came for the pork, and I figured sure fine, I really don’t need it.
Then they came for the shorties, and I told them I’d get low low low low low low low
Работа енота не оплачивается
“The raccoon’s work is not paid”
Did that translate correctly?
Yes, but why
Not sure what it meant. Is it a reference to raccoons having to climb into things?
If Hell is as based as it is portrait in Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss I don’t even want to go to Heaven! 😈
People having any kind of fun, believe it or not: not going to heaven
I used to be a short person, but I’m not anymore. Will I be going to heaven?
Well, there’s no heaven so who cares who can go there.
Users named zaphod will not go to heaven.
I’m sure the president of the galaxy doesn’t mind
Well heaven doesn’t seem very cool then
I guess it would be weird if any of them were having fun
Looks like they’re about to grape stomp jebus to get his wine
At this point I would go to hell. At least you know what your getting and I want to visit Ozzie as I hear he can come and go from hell as he pleases.
Oh man, I fit all the criteria! 😎
Jesus: Have some bread; this is my body. Have some wine; this is my blood about to be spilled. Have some pot; you need it if you believe this shit. Heaven – a consolation scam for self policed hierarchical caste suppression through innate tribalism and dogma.
People with Tattoos can’t go to my birthday party, people who drink alcohol can’t go to my birthday party, people who eat too much pork can’t go to my birthday party, people who are too short can’t go to my birthday party. It’s my birthday party and I make the rules.
People who eat “too much” pork? So a bit is ok as a treat?
Hell lit af tho
I mean, makes sense. Short people ain’t got nobody to love.
