Firmly grasp it

Biblically accurate angel

Bring forth the holy hand grenade of Antioch!

Dwarf Fortress

I’m out of the loop on this one

I think “they” was referring to The Onion. Based on your response, did you write this yourself?

Have you seen office space?

I’m going to assume that the turd allyoop into the toilet was also autobiographical. Don’t correct if I’m wrong.

Sounds like a good time

I feel like this one is much more personal than your typical work

Might be nipples

Grindr

Someone had to turn the light switch on

More weight obviously means that you can push the bullet faster

Or about 672 Rankine for the truly deranged

My partner and I did a medieval themed wedding. About half our guests came in garb, it was great.

Or a standard Danny Devito

Like going to school

I assume you’re a fellow engineer?

Capillary rise depends on surface tension, gamma. If surface tension was 0, there would be no capillary rise. Soap decreases surface tension, but it’s not 0.