‘THE THREE MOSQUITEERS’ [OC]

CustardFist@feddit.nl · 5 days ago

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 5 days ago

I feel like this one is much more personal than your typical work

CustardFist@feddit.nl · 5 days ago

It is. This came straight from real life after a couple of nights of mosquito induced insomnia.😤
Sorry, it won’t happen again.

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 5 days ago

I’m going to assume that the turd allyoop into the toilet was also autobiographical. Don’t correct if I’m wrong.

Versje_voor_je_Koter@feddit.nl · 4 days ago

A guillotine is overkill
For insect executions…
But dealing with mosquitoes will
Require French solutions!

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

ok but why do they have boobs

Deringaboo@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

I think its because only female mosquitoes bite

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

shit I wasn’t planning on studying mosquitos but now I have to know what the males eat…

Reziarfg@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

IIRC, even the females do not rely exclusively on blood. It’s just necessary for when they’re laying eggs.

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

I saw that when I looked it up. Nectar and fruit juice being a large part of the diet surprised me

glimse@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Kill em all

CutieBootieTootie [she/her]@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

Why do they have boobs

CustardFist@feddit.nl · 5 days ago

I’ll give you some more time to think about it, friend. 😌 ⏳