• oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    wHaT cAn’T pReSiDeNt TuRmP dO?

    1. Form a coherent thought
    2. Poop using the toilet
    3. Say anything genuinely kind about anyone
    4. Make America great “again”
    5. Give two shits about ordinary people
    6. End the war on day one
    7. 90 deals in 90 days
    8. Anything in less than “about two weeks”
    9. Uphold the constitution
    10. Release the Epstein Files

    There are probably more! Let’s hear yours?

    • orbitz@lemmy.ca
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      2 days ago

      Ever once act like a half decent human being if it doesn’t benefit him.

      That alone should have ever told people that he was not a good choice for improving anything.