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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

The future is now

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The future is now

cm0002@libretechni.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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    I have seen a co-worker nearly double his pay by gambling.

    Free spins, huh?

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      I have seen a co-worker nearly double his pay by gambling.

      Sounds totally realistic, sustainable, and statistically likely.

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      Username checks out ✅️

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      there’s a lesson here, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is

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        90% of people stop gambling just before they win big.

        (Nah, mfer is too lucky and insane. But if you get free spins…idk. an extra pay could change my life)

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          hehe, I do wonder what the actual stats on this are

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