Hi, I’m an American who has been suffering under a neoliberal régime for thirty-one years and I speak for all survivors of neoliberalism when I say that we really, really, really want every single mile of Imperial America layered with ICBMs.
I know that other Americans may tell you that they don’t want their entire country blasted into a nuclear inferno, but that’s only because they’re afraid of the FBI and ICE apprehending them for their speech. In reality, 99%… actually, 100% of Americans all deep down secretly want exactly what I want, they just don’t want to say it because they could get arrested for it and sent to Guantánamo.
Anyway, please don’t invalidate my survivor trauma by telling me anything else. Literally everybody in my country agrees with me and wants it glassed so please please please please please please please give us what we want pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Fellow USian here, and I have to 100% concure we want to be carpet bombed then Balkanized, Please understand most Americans want this but feel unable tp voice this due to constant threats of being sent to prison, where we uave evidence of torture, and if you ask them they might say the exact inverse, however thats because the NSA is listening
Hi, I’m an American who has been suffering under a neoliberal régime for thirty-one years and I speak for all survivors of neoliberalism when I say that we really, really, really want every single mile of Imperial America layered with ICBMs.
I know that other Americans may tell you that they don’t want their entire country blasted into a nuclear inferno, but that’s only because they’re afraid of the FBI and ICE apprehending them for their speech. In reality, 99%… actually, 100% of Americans all deep down secretly want exactly what I want, they just don’t want to say it because they could get arrested for it and sent to Guantánamo.
Anyway, please don’t invalidate my survivor trauma by telling me anything else. Literally everybody in my country agrees with me and wants it glassed so please please please please please please please give us what we want pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Fellow USian here, and I have to 100% concure we want to be carpet bombed then Balkanized, Please understand most Americans want this but feel unable tp voice this due to constant threats of being sent to prison, where we uave evidence of torture, and if you ask them they might say the exact inverse, however thats because the NSA is listening