• YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    Somewhere, one single person was raptured and wondering where everyone else is. No one else noticed their absence. But the rapture did happen.

    “Just me? Really?”

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      17 hours ago

      The rapture happened ages ago, but none of us went to heaven. We’re staying along for the ride.

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        16 hours ago

        Because it’s impossible to be good, in the words of Eleanor Shellstrop: “There’s this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it’s delicious!”

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          I’m sorry but Chick-fil-A is bland as fuck and I’ll never understand why people love it so much. The chicken is always dry, the sauce selection sucks, and the lettuce & tomato are always warm & soggy. I just don’t get it. Even by fast food standards, the quality is shit. I’ve been to multiple locations and they’re all the same.

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              I feel like you can keep track of the ones actively doing genocide and famous for it when they’re just one franchise instead of a megaconglomerate that makes everything under two hundred different labels.

              Go to Popeyes instead of getting in line with the rest of the WASPs, it’s not a big ask.