Can I get some serotonin
Best I can do is existential dread
it also eats and breathes from same magic tube and often has a magical choking demise.
also sewage and reproduction are like close… I guess that’s magical.
Fuck Yeah
I also have another, extra tentacle that is sometimes a horn.
What if there are loads of other magic skeletons stopping me though?
When you remove their meat, magic skeletons just fall to the floor.
Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.
It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they’d be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.
“Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It’s like they’re held together with surface tension!”
You may have noticed that bugs are leaving earth in large numbers.
gimme yr wallet
This meme old enough to vote 👴
His books might suck, but this is a funny thought.
you also have a tube of the outside going through your inside, from your mouth all the way to your anus
Does that technically make you the tube?
We all werm.
I wouldn’t really say it’s the outside going all the way through us because there’s doors along the way. That would be like saying if you have a front door and a back door, your house is outside.
Not one of my favorite reposts.
Wendig is a mediocre author and an even worse poster.
I don’t know anything about him, but I vaguely suspect him of being a wendigo.
But my skeleton is all wet and icky today. I think I’ll stay in bed today.
Magic Skelton made from Star things
