Also be the Hip Hop Pop, which imo is more important.

Better: Convince close friends and family to call one of their children Hip Hop, then be the witness at said child’s baptism.

“I Said, Hip-Hop, The Hippie, The Hippie, To the Hip, Hip-hop And You Don’t Stop The Rockin’ To the Bang-Bang Boogie, Say Up Jump The Boogie To The Rhythm Of The Boogie, The Beat, it’s time for bed!”