The author of that article:
A direct descendant of Thag Simmons.To be fair, those Thagomizers are brutal
I demand a public apology for this calamitous affront.
It would be funny to contact them about this…
Found a scan of the article for anyone curious:
Wow the writer really hated Stegosaurus for no reason
reminds me of that sunfish copypasta that came out all those years ago and influenced an entire generation of sunfish haters
Why does it have 5 legs
Freak of nature mate.
That’s its dongasaurus
Stand
mine too
Penta-pod
🤓 did you know the Stegosaurus was as old to the t rex as the t rex is too us 🦖 that’s a rock fact
Amateur. Took literal eons for someone to say this about Stegasour. I’ve gotten people to say this about me in my short lifetime.
I’m something of a grotesque freak of nature, myself.
Do not show this to a horse:
The boldness to wear frosted tips in the Late Jurassic. Stego is my fave.
Plus 10 points for that display to not have steggy in a sprawled posture. Still inaccurate to my modern eyes, but not horrible
Stegosaurus was a weird looking critter but that’s only because of the secret message hidden in every photo of him.
Fuck you, they were badass.
Kinky dino porn is timeless. His name was Chad Johnson
