cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/6456720
Funny Social Distancing Sign from 2020
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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/aio14 on 2025-07-31 04:57:25+00:00.
All I can hear is the Mary Poppins song 🐧🐧🐧🐧
Anything but the fucking metric system ✊
Yeah, what the hell kind of unit is “feet”? Did they cut off someone’s leg and used that as measuring stick? Come on now…
It’s the king’s foot, duh, if you aren’t sure how long it is, measure his foot again.
I count 8 feet though
I count 0 feet and 16 flippers
8 happy feet
My city only has fairy penguins, so I’m going to be standing very close to you.
Oh and don’t worry, there’s at least 8 feet between the 4 of them.
The size of their body doesn’t matter, all that matter is the space they take up on the dance floor
young keeper, the subject
of Penguin fantasy
how large are those penguins?
about 2 orca mouthful
that’s what she said
I read “dances in lesbian”. Then looked at the picture and was confused. Read the title again…
I mean that’s cool too
Instructions unclear. Penguins are doing the virtual insanity dance and I have been dodging furniture for last 15 minutes.
