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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
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    16 days ago

    You don’t even have to steal one from an actual Eagle Scout. They sell those at the Scout store. Be a lot easier. I mean an Eagle Scout is literally always prepared for anything. Including hand to hand combat.

    Source: Was just a few things away from getting Eagle myself. But my troop dissolved before I could get it.

    • MHLoppy@fedia.ioOP
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      16 days ago

      It’s disappointing that you didn’t read this high quality journalism before posting 😥

      “How exactly does one procure said insignia?” I hear you asking. “Surely, they’re kept under heavy guard in some sort of armored facility.” Nope. They’re available at your local Scout Shop for $2.99. “They’re at least locked in a glass case or hidden behind the counter, right?” Nah, they’re just kind of there.