The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree” in the traditional sense, it can be tough to land that ever-elusive interview. I’m constantly thinking of new ways to at least give hiring managers a second of pause before they throw my resume in the trash. And I think I’ve got something, even if the lamest people on the planet will probably call it “stolen valor.” […]
You don’t even have to steal one from an actual Eagle Scout. They sell those at the Scout store. Be a lot easier. I mean an Eagle Scout is literally always prepared for anything. Including hand to hand combat.
Source: Was just a few things away from getting Eagle myself. But my troop dissolved before I could get it.
It’s disappointing that you didn’t read this high quality journalism before posting 😥
“How exactly does one procure said insignia?” I hear you asking. “Surely, they’re kept under heavy guard in some sort of armored facility.” Nope. They’re available at your local Scout Shop for $2.99. “They’re at least locked in a glass case or hidden behind the counter, right?” Nah, they’re just kind of there.
I read it only after commenting. Didn’t wanna let that Always Be Prepared joke get lost in my brain.
Did you have a project in mind for it?
I don’t think I’ve ever been asked for proof of my eagle rank, so this would probably work
