The Moon is made of green cheese.

or, an editor’s personal recounting of a painful conversation

  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Here’s how the conversation should have ended:

    Amateur: The Moon is made of green cheese.

    Astronomer: No it’s not, it’s made (after oxygen) of silicon, aluminium, calcium, magnesium, and iron.

    Amateur: Find me a citation that says it’s not made of green cheese.

    Astronomer: Here’s a chart I just found in my files and uploaded which gives the composition.

    Amateur: How do you know that’s what it is? I say it’s a chart of the composition of Pluto.

    Astronomer: Understandable. Have a nice day.

    The conversation was painful because the astronomer didn’t know when to stop talking.