Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

Never buy a dog from a locksmith

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Never buy a dog from a locksmith

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

As soon as you bring it home, it’ll make a bolt for the door

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Well it could also be the key to your heart 🔑 ❤️

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