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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 18 days ago

Is this banana still safe to eat?

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Is this banana still safe to eat?

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 18 days ago
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  • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    That, sir, is an eggplant.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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      18 days ago

      so I should use it in an omelet?

      • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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        I would not, but I am sure that you could in a way that wasn’t disgusting.

        • essell@lemmy.world
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          I’m thinking about ways to use that and they’re all disgusting.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      Just ripe for planting eggs.

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    It depends on the size, I’m going to need another banana for scale

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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      I gochu

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
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        Oh damn, I definitely wouldn’t eat the first one then. It’s bad if it shrinks. The other one should be ok for a few more days though.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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        Great, an even more veiny banaynay & unsolicited feet pics.

        • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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          I think you’ll find it was at least a little solicited

          • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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            Ok, mostly solicited feet pics.

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    it’s fine throw it in a smoothie

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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      finally, some advice I can use

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Boof it…

  • iii@mander.xyz
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    Once you go black

  • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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    Probably is, though you’d better not apply it in other ways.

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    18 days ago

    Put it in your ass first.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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      Put it back in your ass first.

      • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        Only if you say the magic word.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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      “No wrong way to eat a Reece’s”, huh?

  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    Perfect for bread.

  • Luci@lemmy.ca
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    Dude, where’d you get that banana???

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netOP
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      I thought that was just for red bananas

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Nope, better put it in your ass.

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s an eggplant.

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