Some sex toys are dishwasher safe, it’s not a big deal.

(I’m talking about the shitpusher, not about the croc. No idea why you included a dirty toilet in the pic tho.)

Yet somehow, users money.

Yes, bro.

aw jizze

BTW

Hot & up my butt?

Had to update my preferences.

Haha, that works too - a not too seriously sci sci-fi (the kind where your shouldn’t question the science part bcs it’s one plot hole after another) would make up a space race that takes rocks in a solar system & floats them on a gas giant like an island.

Sorry, my, bad, should have added the “/s”.
It’s just a petty attempt at a joke, or exploring the absurd (despite that they are obviously excluded) for the fun of it.

It won’t.
But maybe, just maybe.

Up my butt?

The atmosphere must be intense (incredibly dense, solid on the rocky surface) as I assume all the gas planets are included too, just all over the place :D.

Unless it’s a flattt world and the excess gas just fell off.

I though you needed consent to put sometimes knob in you pocket …

Yes, I understood the quote, my reply was just an attempt to derive some random abstract humour from it.

‘I’ll give you the Alabama penguin, if you don’t shut op, step-roving!’

Also be a nice pet with some emotional intelligence & could bring a smile on my face just looking at them running around all silly.

Actually it made me think (bcs of how early on it happened, how fast they responded, and how fast/immediately they folded) that it was staged, they used the friendly Amazon as a big & immediately compliant case to show others they can’t explain people they are getting taxed.

(Ofc now it’s “officially known” & accepted Americans are the ones paying the tariffs.)

If they install Arch on her PC & the girl starts spontaneously saying ‘Arch, btw’, does it count as some sort of memetic STD?

These are prob some pro Linux sysadmins, these are their fursonas, they come to your place insinuating sex, instead they install Linux.

“Wait, I was running Tumbleweed, where tf did Mint come from??”