Honeslty, I’d fucking melt if I had to give Thompson a test.

Me: “I’m very sorry.”

KT: “It’s okay.”

Me: “You’re, like, my hero.”

KT: “I get that a lot.”

Me: “You just dereferenced a null pointer.”

KT: “It’s a flaw in the language design. Happens to the best of us.”

Me: dies of validation