Wait, Proust was gay?

I dont think ‘eggs’ are what they had in mind.

OP is in their 70s.

Lol, what a fucking loser.

I thought that crazy terf was cracking denuvo games?

You mean your mom’s apartment?

English has to bend over backwards to make up for the fact that it doesn’t have a natural plural 2nd person form.

Ye Y’all Youse (Dublin)

That’s not how you use a semi-colon; you use it when you want to show a logical connection between what would otherwise be two separate sentences.

Oh yeah? What did Bolsonaro do that was worse than Trump?

(That wasn’t a loaded question – I sincirely want to know.)

Came here to say this. Cactus has watched many a plant wither without even flinching: the very image of stoicism.

Has anyone been hit by one of these guys?

No, you see, the key is to use them together. The magic inside builds up like a volcano and you’ll feel energy tingling in your fingers before you collapse and have a panic attack.

Oh, how do you remove the poison ?

Take the oppurtunity to claim that your mortal enemy has poisoned you.

What does it feel like?

When I was a kid, I got a talking George Bush doll that said all the lines you mentioned above. It was great.

Is it edible?

No, this applies to all moods.

Omg. Give me that jacket.

What did the dumb cunt do this time?