• Juvyn00b@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 months ago

    I worked call center years ago for a credit card company. Used to answer my phone accidentally with my intro from work.

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      4 months ago

      Imagine doing that but you work as a standup comedian or a youtuber or something.

      “Hello everybody my name is Markiplier-”

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        4 months ago

        hello every one… (just me here, but hi)
        … and welcome back (first time here, but thanks)
        … to my channel (oh you have a channel)
        … as always please mash that like and subscribe button (no account, I’m sorry)
        … we (I*)
        … have a lot of interesting content (content?)
        … for you in today’s video (like, daily videos?)
        … but first a word from our sponsor [skip ahead]
        bringing you best in cla- [skip]
        with industry leading- [skip]
        … so yeah be sure to comment below wh- [skip]
        … in the description for our merch- [skip]
        … so that’s it for today again mash that like and subscribe button and share [close tab, find library card]

        • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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          1 month ago

          Hello good Sir, would you have a minute to spare to talk about our lord and saviour, SponsorBlock?

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            1 month ago

            Love it. Use alongside StopTheMadness, Vinegar, and AdGuard to basically fix any video platform/alt-front until society is ready to issue global library cards :)

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      4 months ago

      That happened to me once when I was really tired, but I always felt the “pull” to say it when starting a phone call - like trying to suppress a tic. It was so embarrassing!