I have to reread this way too many times to get an imagein my head

That is what everyone is supposed to do, and yet…

Got dam

And there’s St. Jerry the goatfucker, who as the name implies, fucks a lot of goats

I would assume there’s an extendion/add-on for than already

lignin balls

If you have enough money that your dad titles gets a sweet prefix

Nothin’, what’s up with you?

semenary

It does read useless but not necessarily dumb, just in vain. For me it acknowledges that we should put a lot more responsibility for the rich and powerful undermining our collective effort.

Great thing about this is she actually uses the spatulas. Other collections are very often for show only

Rose-colored glasses Vs half-emptied glasses does have a nice ring to it

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And their comments weirdly get instant upvotes while everyone else’s (who got the sarcasm and got that you’re not actually being rude) is getting mixed votes. hmm…

I get that we have broader neurodivergence here but isn’t it too much for someone being THAT invested about being butthurt about a sarcastic joke?

I think for many people, when they say animal, they think vertebrate. When asked what insects are, they can’t answer.

I’m sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.

A can’t imagine a snake’s diaphragm.

What diaphragm? (There is no diaphragm)

Stupid silly! This is the diaphragm: [not the diaphragm we’re looking for]

hehe plot. getit? math and graphs and shit

That means either he’ dead

He’s not a cat though

I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me

Without warning, heart attack